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Day Two of The Sexiest Vacation Ever.

Be careful, people. I’ve been getting reports that these stories about our trip together to a fancy resort have already led to damaged, sticky keyboards and irreparable mother board sizzling. Just don’t lose your head at the moment of truth—aim to the left or the right of the laptop folks. Because man, you are probably going to make some mess, sorry.

Let’s start slow, shall we? As we go over Day two of the vacation, and you begin rubbing one out. Imagining that we’re there together. We fucked our brains out yesterday and you are sleeping the sleep of the just, bless you.

I got up before you, sleepy head, and got some beach time. There was a guy down there oogling me and smiling at me and trying to chat me up. Don’t be jealous. You have nothing to worry about. I’m here with you, not him baby. So are you going to sleep the whole day away or are you going to wake the fuck up and enjoy me some more?

GOOD MORNING!

It's me, the hot babe you came on vacation with and fucked so nice last night. Let's do it again.

Morning sex baby! Come on, what better way of getting to know each other? Kiss me. Take my bra and panties off. Hurry. I’m so fucking horny babe.

And you, reader? Are you horny too? To get to some real action with Christine Stevens? I don’t blame you. I look pretty good in these snaps. This guy I came down here with, Douglas, was actually a professional photographer. But let’s forget about Douglas and pretend that it was you, reader, you are my lucky companion for this little trip to Costa Rica. And you’ve been having a ball. We’ve both been having a ball, haven’t we?