The Olympics Make Me Horny
The sex scandal that ruined my Olympic chances--and the "heated rivalry" that ruined my skating career forever
So I've had a really horny week. Am I the only one? I pretty much keep my vibrator going full time as I watch the Olympics. These people are so beautiful and graceful it just destroys me.
Maybe that's because I used to be a competitive ice dancer. Me and my partner were doing great. Dan wanted to fuck me, of course. Who wouldn't want to fuck their ice dancing partner? We fooled around a little but I told him, "You don't get to fuck me until we win the medal."
Then it happened. It was the skate of a lifetime. We won!
As they put the medals around our necks, I whispered to Dan, "Now I'll give you what you want at last."