Sexy Time At The Luxury Spa

Come to a luxury resort with us and watch me spoil my girlfriend bloody rotten

If you have a much younger girlfriend, of course you have to spoil her. Otherwise, she might take off on you to hook up with someone her own age. We don't want that now, do we?

Oh God, if she ever left me, I would be destroyed, Reader. Wouldn't you? Imagine you had this younger babe, and then you didn't. Wouldn't that suck?

So to avoid those eventualities, I try to treat her so luxuriously and generously. I buy her anything and I take her on fabulous vacations.

Here's the two of us in Tuscany having the time of our lives. I know, boring old holiday shots. Don't worry. Things are about to heat up. But I wanted you to see that it isn't just hot steaming crazy sex ALL the time with Stephanie. Just most of the time. She's highly sexual, let's just say that.