Please Keep Your Back Turned While I Change My Clothes

No peeking, Reader!

I don’t know how you got in here into my bedroom but as you can see, I’m getting ready for a date. You must be a man from another dimension who slipped through a wormhole and arrived here in my bedroom and you’re watching me get ready.

Just sit there on the bed or lie on the bed and look at me as I go in my closet. I have a lot of closets because, as you know, clothes are really important. I have four closets in my bedroom and they’re in different categories, like one is the slut closet full of short skirts and crop tops and so on, one is the career closet and it’s full of work friendly clothes, and one is the bedroom closet is full of lingerie and stuff like that sex toys and whips things like that and one is that the girl next-door closet, my everyday girl next-door clothes. So we’ll go through the different closets and you can help me pick the best outfit, kay?

It does seem like I spend hours and hours and hours trying to decide what to wear. If you’re a man, you probably just open your closet and grab the first thing you see and then away you go. It’s not like that for me, probably for a lot of women. We do spend ages trying to decide what to wear for a date.

What about this dress? Boring, right? It’s from my girl-next-door closet.

This is the first date I’m going to have with this guy and I don’t want to be boring. I want to look exciting.

But all these floral prints, they’re kind of the same vibe. It’s a summery vibe, but is it hard-on vibe? Are you getting hard? I don’t know. Does it make you throb, you know? Like boom boom boom?

Alright, turn your back. I’m gonna try something else. I’m gonna take this dress off and if you don’t have your back turned, you will see my boobs. So no peeking, mister man from another dimension! I’m actually incredibly modest about letting people see my body. So seriously, hands over your eyes!

I look pretty in this outfit, don’t I? Would you be happy if I was your girlfriend, Reader? Would you be proud of me? Would you take me home to introduce me to your mom and dad and say this is my new girlfriend Christine?