Imagine We Meet at a Summer Barbecue and We Have a Real Connection

Watch me hook up with a new friend!

Isn’t that the thing that makes life awesome—meeting someone and feeling a certain kind of way about them.

And then, miracle of miracles, realizing that they might feel a certain kind of way about you, too?

I mean, what are the chances of that, right?

So you feel like you’ve hit some kind of lottery of sexual attraction. Your mind gets filled with dopamine and all that. You’re like on a bliss drug. Turned on.  Tuned in.  Down to fuck.

So anyhow, reader, I want you to have that experience every day. Why shouldn’t you?

We have the technology available to provide this experience vicariously to every human being on the planet. Every day.

That’s what Xtine-uncensored is all about.

Giving.

Giving you what you want. 

What you deserve.

Today, this is what you deserve—a lucky break. You get lucky by meeting this person at a party that you really like!  Me! Yay me!

You deserve to have some real laughs and awesome flirty times with me. Then, what a great feeling it will be when I come home with you.

Imagine you come home with me. What if I suck your dick?

Isn’t getting your dick sucked one of the things that makes your life worth living? If your dick isn’t getting sucked, what are you wasting your time on?  Shouldn’t you be signing onto Xtine-uncensored and forgetting about your tedious dull life and remembering what’s good about being alive?

That’s what happens in this story--some dick sucking.  Are you excited?

OK, let’s begin.

Summertime in the States is a time for barbecues and gatherings of friends where we all just chill and enjoy each other.

So I went to a barbecue and I met this guy.  He wasn’t hot or anything but he was funny and we had a real connection.

Imagine that you, Reader, were at the very same barbecue and you watched it happen—the human connection forming between a man and a woman.

Isn’t it great and isn’t it awesome?

Is there anything more awesome?  Would you rather visit Victoria Falls or watch a woman forming a hot connection with a guy?

You’re right there with us, reader, only three yards away at the barbecue.  Look, I even make eye contact with you at one point, and I point to the guy, as if to say, “Yeah, I’m gonna suck this guys dick I think.”

Touching is a signifier of more to come.

As you watch us flirting and having fun together, notice how many times we put our hands on each other.  Imagine how much fun that is, to have all those human touches with a brand new person—yeah, it’s my addiction, I love it. I love meeting new people and feeling this connection.

And now the party is starting to break up, people are saying their goodbyes. I tell you how nice it was to meet you, and we play a little waving goodbye game.

"So I hope to see you again some time," you say, getting up to leave.

"Oh, but I promised the Reader I would suck your dick," I say.

You look confused. I remember then that in real life there is no such thing as "the Reader." The reader just exists in my imagination.

"Well," I explain, "I'm a writer so I'm always kind of aware of the potential reader of any story I might write. Never mind, I know, I'm weird."

"Um...but what was that you said about sucking my dick?"

Right. You missed the part about me being a writer and you focused on what matters to you and all men--getting your dick sucked.

"Yeah," I confess. "I'm going through a phase where I won't have full sex with a guy on our first date, but I will suck a little dick."

"A little dick? Hey!" you joke. I like that about you--you're funny. Guys, being funny goes a long way to getting into a woman's pants, at least with me. If you can make me chuckle you're half the way there, seriously.

You look so happy then. Like it's your birthday, Christmas and the last day of school all combined into one great day.

That's what this is, reader. One great day in the middle of summer where this guy gets his dick sucked and you get to watch.

I really don't think it gets any better than this, reader. So let's get on with it, shall we?

As you can see, we're back at my place. We're sitting on the bed. I'm really feeling it, reader. I'm gonna have to look at you and smile because this is pretty fun, you being here and watching us. Watching me. I'm strange that way, in that sex is like a hundred times more fun if I'm being watched. I know, right, most people love privacy. Not me. I like to be in the public eye. I like to be in YOUR eye, reader. I like this secret agreement we have, me and you, that I will share my most intimate life with you. It works for me. I hope it works for you too. Are you getting really excited? The action is about to get started so I'm hoping you've got the beginnings of sexual excitement going on, wherever you are, whoever you are, reader, man or woman. Please enjoy yourself, that's all I ask. Life is not serious. It's for fun and pleasure. That's my belief anyhow. So lets have some fun and some pleasure.

Mmm, reader, that was a nice kiss. His tongue hit my tongue and that's always a new experience. Everybody's tongue is different. His felt squishy and nice like a cute little puppy dog inside his mouth, kind of eager and excited.

What about you, reader, are you getting eager and excited. Tell you what, here's a little kiss for you too. He won't mind. I whispered in his ear that I wanted to blow a kiss to the reader. He kind of thinks I'm crazy now, but you know what, sometimes I think guys like crazy girls. They're like, maybe she'll go crazy on my cock, am I right?

And now, Reader, may I present my boobs?