Imagine I Suck Your Dick

And then imagine I suck it some more

So I met him at a barbecue and we hooked up. Ladies, please pay attention as I demonstrate how to suck a dick.

I know, it ain't rocket science. But I have heard from guys who say some blowjobs are better than others.

This guy I met at the barbecue said I did a bang up job on my dick sucking.

So I must know what I'm talking about here.

Men, I'd like you to ignore the technique instructions I throw in here for the ladies. I'd like you just to imagine that somehow you were the guy at the barbecue. And for whatever reason, lucky you, I have my mouth around your cock right now.

But first, of course, a little foreplay.

This is the woman who you're going to imagine is sucking your dick. She's the only one available at the moment, so I hope she's up to your standards.

Of course, even someone who is not up to your standards is perfectly capable of giving you a lot of pleasure with her mouth. But I get it, it's nice to have a pretty picture to look down on while you're being gone down on.

So here she comes, she is crawling over to you naked. And she wants to put it in her mouth. Let's take a moment to appreciate the awesomeness of such a moment. You're about to get your dick sucked. I guess the only thing you need to worry about right now is natural disaster.

Wouldn't it totally suck if an earthquake were to happen right now, just as I was about to put your dick in my mouth?

Or worse! What if it happened right AFTER I put your dick in my mouth? Then there would be a Garp situation (for those of you who have read a book).

Anyhow, in the last installment of this series, I did give you the tiniest littlest teeny weeny blow job, for like one second.

That was kind of rude of me.