How To Prepare And Eat My Pussy For Dessert
A decadent treat for you to indulge in. Go ahead, don’t feel guilty. Life is for delicious experiences like this. Please enjoy.
Jump to Recipe?
Sure, I’m like you. I like to skip all the filler and get to the ingredients.
The Main Ingredient:
One hot guy. You. Yeah. I came over to not have dessert with you. But to BE your dessert.
Because I am the female equivalent of a hot fudge sundae, as the title suggests. I’d like you to indulge in this decadent treat. Me!
Christine Stevens for dessert
You’ve been so sweet to me. Reading my stories. Subscribing to my Substack, and my Uncensored site. Buying me coffee (did you know about that option, reader? Here’s the link).
I want to give you something nice in return. Something that is sweet and has the umami and is fun.
And I know you’d love to skip ahead to the recipe for this incredible something. But as you know from going on the internet looking for a recipe, they make you wade through a bunch of filler just to keep you on their website longer.
I’m not interested in keeping you, though reader. I’m interested in totally providing you with a delicious candy treat — my pussy. But for whatever reason, I feel that I have to put in some filler here.
People have said that my pussy is the most delicious treat they’ve ever tasted. So imagine how it’s going to taste with a bunch of whip cream and ice cream and all kinds of other nonsense on it.
Yeah, it’s gonna taste good.
Ice cream and pussy is the perfect combination. The sweetness of the cream is countered by the fermented flavors of pussy juice that trickles over the dessert as you lick, giving your tongue a culinary and sexual peak experience, and your brain goes into an altered state.
As you read this, and you experience what it’s like to cover me in dessert and eat me up, remember that it’s not just taste. There is also an aromatic component to the experience. I want you to smell pussy, milk, sugar and something else, that strange unplaceable aroma that comes with every great adventure. It is the smell of decadence! Breathe it in, folks. Breathe it all in.
And it’s all for you, reader. Because I love you. Yes I do. I’m IN LOVE with you, I mean. For the purposes of this fantasy, it’s best to imagine that I’m totally smitten with you. Like as smitten as you are with me, I’m exactly PRECISELY that smitten with you. Maybe even MORE smitten. Yeah, I really lust for you and I long to make you satisfied. I long to please you.
The other ingredients:
Whip cream, ice cream, and strawberries are a must. Others are optional.
Luckily, I filmed myself preparing this dessert with my boyfriend. So just imagine you are my boyfriend. Forget about that stinky old boyfriend. You’re the guy in this video and we are so having fun.
OK, I guess that’s quite a lot of filler. It’s time to begin the fun.
